Welcome to my blog everyone! Will soon be uploading reviews/musings on a couple of films, Aliens (1986) and Resident Evil Afterlife (2010). Guess which one will be more positive? Those who guess correctly won't find me glueing them to a wall and taping a parasite to their face. Those who guess wrong may experience some mild chest pains, followed by an explosion of chest pains, followed by a explosion of chest......and the miracle of childbirth. Those little scamps grow up so fast, I remember when I was a small boy and started shedding my skin and climbing into vents.
Anyway YES! back on topic..............Resident Evil is going to be horribly, horribly painful to review. I was tempted to do a review of the entire series but I think being face-raped by a zombie dog would be more enjoyable. Until my reviews are up and ready, enjoy this short (yet related) video.
Footage copyright of 20th Century Fox
